so i've been the ultimate loser this spring break. what have i been upto?
well for one thing, all i've been doing is playing warcraft3, and getting into ridiculous trash talking with one of them younger guys.
afterwards i think to myself: is this what it's come to? :P
god, even tyson has seen more day light than me. granted, he still smells more than me and spends almost as much time playing CS and talking on AIM.
ok fine. when i play WC3 campaign missions i'm a fukkin machine. i got for almost 12 hrs straight. niggah what?!
[dave decides to leave the house so he can get that excercise thing people keep mentioning]
i went and bought a toner cartidge, a new optical mouse, and new kiks. 3 thoughts i have from the mall today:
1. me and tyson are idiots. i mean tyson more so because he instigates more stuff but the PDA stuff has got to stop. but yeah, bb was gettin all irritated because we were bein all newb-like. aH...mindless pre-sophomoric phun.
2. i might be color blind. and i might have bad taste in shoes. i bought these new pumas i thought were pretty hot. it's white and they got like a black puma logo with this red stripe down the bottom side of the sole. so i go to the guys and ask'm what they think and they go:
kenny: wow cool. old school!
tyson: are u tryin to patriotic with the red white and blue?
bb: i'm not down with the retro shit. but that's ur style so i guess it's ok.
data: i'm a flaming homo who sucks at wc3 and can't even compare to the chan man.
3. bestbuy has some fine asian return/exchanges employees. i have this thing with the scroll wheel with mouses. it's like my matresses: i need them to be a lil firm. i don't like it too sensitive--just like my women. jp. so the first mouse i bought, i immediately took it out of the package and YEP, loose as a noodle. so i wanted to make an exchange so i had to go to that section of the store. lo and behold it's two asian workers. one cute ass asian girl and this tall dorky lookin asian guy. ofcourse me bein all scruffy and all, and not wanting to seem like a horndog, i completely ignored the girl and directed all my questions to the dork. it was kinda messy explaining why i wanted an exchange (me: uhm, see, the scroll wheel is too weak, i need it to be firmer). after i said that shiz i copped a look at the girl and she had one of those: OMFG-this-guy-is-weird looks.

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