DOMINOS'S BEATS SUBWAY IN TASTE TEST? WHO CARES?

I don't get those commercials Domino's is running saying they beat Subway's in a national taste test for their sandwiches. A little kid making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich can probably beat Subway's in a taste test. Nobody eats Subway's because it taste good. People eat Subway's because it's supposed to be healthy. According to The Daily Herald, these Domino's s sandwiches packs some heavy heat: These sandwiches are definitely not for those with a lean look. The Italian has 880 calories and 45 fat grams. The Chicken Bacon Ranch packs 890 calories and 45 fat grams. The Philly Cheese Steak is the skinny model, "only" 690 calories and 27 fatties.

That, my friends, is some serious action right there. If you create a sandwich that packs close to 1000 calories and 50 grams of fat, it better taste better than a veggie sandwich from Subway's or else something is very wrong.